You’re not an asshole, Mark. You’re just trying so hard to be.
Oct 1st with 1,533 notes

Classics Countdown: 10/53 Hercules

"Two words: I am retired."

Oct 1st with 434 notes

Haven’t you heard? Black is my color.

Oct 1st with 1,674 notes

cross out the things you’ve done.

Graduated high school| Kissed someone.| Collected something really stupid. | Smoked a cigarette.| Got so drunk you passed out. | Rode every ride at an amusement park. | Gone to a rock concert. | Helped someone.| Gone fishing. | Watched four movies in one night.  Gone long periods of time without sleep. | Lied to someone. | Snorted cocaine. | Failed a class. | Smoked weed. | Dealt drugs. | Been in a car accident. | Been in a tornado. | Been to a funeral. | Burned yourself. | Ran a marathon. | Cried yourself to sleep.| Spent over $200 in one day. | Flown on a plane. | Cheated on someone. | Been cheated on. | Written a 10 page letter. | Gone skiing. | Been sailing. | Had a best friend. | Lost someone you loved. | Shoplifted something. | Been to jail. | Dangerously close to being in jail. | Skipped school. | Had detention. | Got in trouble for something you didn’t do. | Stolen books from the library. Gone to a different country. | Dropped out of school. | Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. | Had an online diary. | Had a yard sale. | Had a lemonade stand. | Actually made money at the lemonade stand. | Been in a school play. | Been fired from a job. | Swam with dolphins. | Taken a lie detector test. | Voted for someone on a reality TV show. | Written poetry. | Read more than 20 books a year. | Gone to Europe. | Loved someone you shouldn’t have. | Used a coloring book over age 12. | Had surgery. | Had stitches. | Taken a taxi. | Seen the Washington Monument. | Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once. | Overdosed. | Been in a fist fight. | Gone surfing in California. | Had a hamster/guinea pig. | Pet a wild animal. | Used a credit card. | Did “spirit day” at school. | Dyed your hair. | Got a tattoo. | Got straight A’s. | Been on the Honor Roll. | Know someone with HIV or AIDS. | Made out with someone. | Played on a sports team. | Snuck out of the house. | Swore at a teacher. | Gone laser tagging| Had a romantic relationship. | Been on the TV. | French braided. | Skinny-dipped. | Driven a car. | Performed in front of an audience. | Gone bungee-jumping. | Been to Mexico. | Crashed a car. | Sky dived. | Been kissed in the rain. | Made an 11:11 wish. | Drank alcohol. | Forwarded a chain letter. | Made a mistake.
Oct 1st with 77,955 notes

Where many paths and errands meet.
And whither then? I cannot say

Sep 30th with 961 notes

Benedict Cumberbatch takes the Ice Bucket Challenge [x]

Sep 30th with 2,113 notes

because it’s amazing; because I see wonders

Sep 30th with 477 notes

(x).

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Sansa Stark Appreciation Week - Day 7: Anything you like                                                               Sansa + Sass

Sep 30th with 4,343 notes

It’s a mistake. You’ve made a boyfriend error!

Sep 30th with 225 notes